That Old Gang O' Mine

I'm encircled by doubts and regrets, already harrowed by the threat of divorce, a daily word in our MacDonald's household.

Next to me Mike Schneider, who had a pooltable in his basement, where I learned to play.

Next to him Gus, my brother, who wants to be called Augustino, much to my chagrin.

Underneath us, the Jenkerson Girls.