My Email Archive
- The beauty
- Tony Patti don't send no spam baby!
- More random images from your pal
- I'm sure hard to handle now let me tell y'all
- More images less words
- My shameful past unveiled--the HAM pamphlet
- The e-mail before X-mas 2019
- After xmas special from a guy you actually know
- The facts of my life revealed for your furtive gaze
- Never before heretofore unexplored semaphores
- Snakehips Malone-a comic strip serial
- More Snakehips
- Will Snakehips ever end? Only your friend Tony Patti knows
- The not-so-grand finale of Snakehips Malone!
- The delightful abnegation of Lent begins with Tony Patti!
- The emails continue-Tony Patti's carefully curated curiosities of the week
- An email from an actual friend with nothing to sell for a change!
- Starved for entertainment yet? Here's a feast from Tony Patti!
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The Pandemic Report: Useless advice from an untrustworthy source, namely Tony Patti
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Homebound Art Twit Tony Patti Sends Out Message in an Email Bottle
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The first Easter e-mail from Tony Patti is a triumph of style over substance!
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Think of a better spring than this, if you can, like Tony Patti says he can!
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Inspiration From Improvisation: Tony Patti Pretends to Know What He Can't Rightly Say!
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Tony Patti Presents: The Indomitable Urge To Create!
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The Irreproachable Musings of Tony Patti Invite the Sophisticated Reproach Of My Friends!
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Tony Patti Is Still Grimly Hanging On To His Compulsion To Email You!
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Nitwit Notes and Idiotic Images From Your Feckless Friend Tony Patti!
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"None Of My Distractions Bring Me Peace," Says Tony Patti, In The Words of David Udell
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The Presumption of Tony Patti Has No Bounds Visible to the Critical Eye!
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The Limits of Incoherence Explored With Inherent Tony Patti Audacity
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By the Skin of Tony Patti's Teeth Edition!
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Hot! Hot! Hot! Or, the Weather as Seen From Tony Patti's Window!
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Emails Fly Fast & Furious From the Brains of Tony Patti!
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Summertime, and the e-mails are easy, if you're as lazy as Tony Patti!
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Old Faithful Fulfills His Self-Appointed Weekly Quota of Meaningless Imagery!
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It's never enough for the 53% of the 65 subscribers to Tony Patti's emails!
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Never say "Never!" to Tony Patti unless you want to see a grown man cry!
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Up all night worrying about anything but working on this email again!
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Creating an aura of limitless fame with one Tony Patti email a week!
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World Problems Solved by Tony Patti E-Mail Campaign!
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Battling Tedium the Tony Patti Way Once Again!
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You call this mindless fun? Tony Patti does!
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The shriveled remnant of Tony Patti's creative spark dimly seen in these emails!
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At last, a return to classicism and decorum for reformed glamor addict Tony Patti!
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Words! Words! Words! Tony Patti Won't Strangle You With Words This Week!
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Tony Patti Crafts E-Mail Oblivious of the Great Themes of the Human Heart!
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Don't Confuse a Tony Patti E-Mail With The Instant-Graham, Ya'll!
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Emergency Extra E-Mail Edition Solely to ReExamine the Cookbook Joke from Tony Patti!
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Tony Patti Attempts Mindless Entertainment to Distract You From Your Bottomless Despair!
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If Loving Ya'll Is Wrong, Tony Patti Doesn't Want To Be Right!
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Scandalous E-Mail from Tony Patti Pushes the Limits of Your Boundaries!
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Indulge Your Senses in the Undeniably Scant Charms of a Tony Patti E-Mail!
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The Inevitable Return of Tony Patti's Ineluctable Modality of Pretension!
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Tony Patti Seeks to Share Beauty, Art, Kitsch, and Truth This Week!
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Relaxing With The Unmatched Master of Artificial Imitation Everyday Slack, Tony Patti!
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Tony Patti Cynically Pretends This Mass E-Mail Is Equivalent To A Real Xmas Card!
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It's The New Years Eve Tony Patti E-Mail, Designed To Distract From Dismay!
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You don't have to say you love Tony Patti's e-mails, he doesn't need MORE attention that badly!
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Creating e-mails in mourning: Tony Patti dials it back this week
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It's beginning to look a lot like another dang Tony Patti e-mail!
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Avatar of the greater good (for nothing!) Tony Patti gifts you with invaluable images!
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When you can't stand any more betrayals, at least there's a Tony Patti e-mail!
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Just a basic set of images this week! Tony Patti is terribly depressed!
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Will Tony Patti ever cheer up? Read this week's e-mail and see!
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Don't call Tony Patti's Purgatory a Paradise all y'all now!
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